A Baal Simcha sends his representative to see the preparations for his upcoming simcha at the "KCL" caterer's commisary [as agreed].
Is everthing yoshon as agreed? Frum Caterer "sure is".
Is everything Bishul Yisroel Bet-Yosef as agreed? Caterer, sure is.
Are you cooking now for the affair? Caterer, well yes. But didn't we make up that everything will be done tommorow, so I can observe......? Well, you are right.?????????????
What is the Goy putting into the deep fryer?
Oh, that's a garnish for the fish.
Well First, that's not Bishul Bet-Yosef,
Second you cook fish garnish in Fleishig oil???????????????
By the way I see the flour you have here is realy "yashan", over a year old. Do you sift the flour?
Sure- Can I please see your sifter? and he brings out the strainer for noodles [ called a chinese-cap] all of the bugs can fit right through it R"L.
Is this some joke here? where is your Mashgiach?
The KCL doesn't require a mashgiach here, you see I'm a frum caterer.
I think a Mashgiach would not be worth anything here. Thanks.
At the KCL supervised affair, "A cup of water in a plastic cup, please".
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does bmg have the kcl in their kitchen
Make sure the water in the plastic cup is not imported from Brooklyn.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703672104574654212774510476.html
New soda bottles made from corn which would at least be kitniyos shenishtaneh, if not other kashrus concerns. The OU holds kitniyos shenishtaneh is not a problem but hashgochos ranging from Rav Landau in Bnei Brak to the COR in Toronto are machmir.
http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/coke-replaces-plastic-with-plants-in-new-bottles/19330607?icid=main|html
And what about the additive from DuPont that makes it last longer? What's it made from?
I have news for you.
Most hashochos in the NY area fail miserably in separating meat and fish. They have everything next to each other in take out stores getting contaminated.
They scoop up fish and it falls into meat dishes and vice versa. When you complain, many hashgochos don't even care. The Flatbush Vaad at least tried to crack down but the clients wouldn't listen and reverted back to messing everything up after a month.
Some individual stores like Pomegranite have dividers without being forced to by the hashgochos.
The only hashgochos that seem to be consistently safe from what I've seen are the 5 Towns Vaad & the Nirbater.
The heimish guy on the YouTube clip is Israeli actor / comedian Kobi Arieli. Although he really does wear a yarmulka, I wonder if he is following halacha while acting in various other venues with women, etc.
The intent of this clip seems to be making choizek from machmirim in kashrus by making them look crazy.
BMG is under hashgocho of R' Binyomin Finkelstein and the Vaad of Mendel the Mouse.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/24/AR2010012403013_pf.html
Yesterday's Washington Post quotes intelligence sources that al Qaeda is planning on sabotaging the US food supply with biological weapons of mass destruction.
One poshut way to avoid this which also denies profit to the oyvim is to avoid buying any products from Arab and Muslim countries like clemetines from Morocco and the OU certified products from Indonesia (It's not even clear how the OU gets mashgichim in there because anyone looking like a Yid would probably be killed by a mob).
Read the ingredients carefully for gum arabic / gum acacia. 90% of the world's supply comes from Arab & Muslim countries and 70% of the companies that produce it are invested in by Bin Laden yemach shmoy. There is a retired military officer who has been calling companies to ask them to replace the ingredient with substitutes and Congressman Eric Kantor of Virginia has been pushing to ban use of the ingredient in the United States.
Almost all of your palm oil, tropical oils come from Indonesia.
There are other countries in that tropical oil producing region that are not Muslim, like Thailand and Papua New Guinea.
The roshei yeshiva can control anything in shtot. Why doesn't a delegation of askonim go to complain to them about KCL?
Right now it's soda bottles and the type of bags they put potato chips in but eventually, all plastic packaging will be from degradable kitniyos and who knows what else.
"The roshei yeshiva can control anything in shtot."
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What did you just say?!
Was that a lame attempt at a joke?
"The roshei yeshiva can control anything in shtot."
Um, where were you by the cheder dinner?
Is this story really true? Or are you tainting all caterers with the KCL hechsher, I don't vouch for KCL myself, I doubt I would eat from Exon. However, if this story is made up, people will suspect all caterers. One rule is if I wouldn't eat in his house I probably wouldn't eat his catering, no matter who the hechsher.. I find this a mixture of a few stories, and a new attempt to topple R' Weisner.
Am I wrong.
It's takke a big tzorich iyun how the OU can get mashgichim inside Indonesia. Did Rabbi Belsky posken they don't have to go in person?
The NY Times had a front page story a while back about how a bunch of vilde savages are camped out in the Jakarta airport with spears waiting to stab to death any Yid they come across. When the Times reporter asked them if they might be wasting their time since Jews do not typically visit their country, they said af al pi kein "in case any of them try to sneak in".
Sorry to say but the whole episode is true in its entirety.
Don't worry there is more to come including the Exxon story with pictures also.
I am not tainting all caterers at all. If you want to rely on the Caterer? kol hakovod. If you want to rely on Weisner's KCL "no one is home".
what happened by the cheder dinner?
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